December 2011
222 posts
cadmiumicus:
officersmooth:
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
f-yeahamerica:
8 tags
askappy:
child: mom read me a bedtime story
me: okay dear ill read you a classic fairy tale that i used to love very much in the past
me: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
me: thats a trick question by the way hes gonna be automatically named zoosmell pooplord only for it to get rejected. his real nameis john egbert
rules of tumblr
blogsaretough:
don’t have this theme:
that’s it
over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder:
“Knock knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Davesprite.”
“Davesprite who?”
That’s the joke.
Everyone forgot about Davesprite.
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
3 tags
Watchgagaforpotter:
YES OMG
comicsansviolinist:
how do you even date someone
what do you do
do you talk about otps and ships
